That is the infamous mystery still to be solved. An answer we will most likely never find. However, in my investigation I have found a few suspects. To keep up with the new times, I decided to narrow it down to 6 nominees... uh suspects... and let YOU vote who Johnny is.
To refresh your memory here is a recap of what happened.
So just who is this Johnny? What was it about Johnny that would make the Homecoming Queen do what she did?
Suspect#1: John Wayne
Motive: Wanting an encore for his seductive moves.
Suspect#2: Johnny Carson
Motive: WTF stole his clappers.
Suspect#3: Johnny Depp
Motive: He's Johnny Depp.
Suspect#4 Johnny Johnson
Motive: With a name like Johnny Johnson...just what is in those overalls.
Suspect#5: John Lennon
Motive: Reality check.
Suspect#6: Geek with braces
Motive: Unknown. But looks suspicious.
No video available. Hmmmmmm interesting...
However, the pic at the top of this post is a composite from witnesses.
It is now up to YOU. Out of the 6 Suspects above, who do you think Johnny is?
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